OK, lipstick was applied sideways, it happens to the best of us. But being earless at the same time?

So would you want to stop wearing masks in public?

I tried everything that the Internet told me to do and my lips still look like this.

Just hold that mirror a little bit more. I want to look my best when I touch the ground.

The person who thought this was a good idea should be shot.

When everyone thought that you couldn't do anything less degrading than the duckface, here is the leopard lipstick.

Here's a 50 dollar bill so you can go buy yourself a new pair of shoes darling.

The new lipstick models. Just one kiss and he is yours for the night.

Hold on a second, I have to do my toenails too.