Don't worry, kind Yelp reviewer. You won't get special treatment compared to other customers. And you can take that review and shove it up.

Hey Bob! Go get some stock photo that best describes this aisle in the store.

Everybody needs their coffee in the morning to get started. Even the bad guys.

Some words of wisdom coming from the local coffee shop. But where's the vodka?

It seems that saying this doesn't help very much.

I think I'll go with the great coffee if it's the same price. Or is the good one better? It can't be.

Good thing I carry this iMac around with me. How could I possibly forget my iPhone at home?

Just leave this cup on the girl's side, place a camera nearby and watch the expression on everybody's faces.

I'll just head down to Starbucks and get myself a copy. I'll bring my typewriter with me in case I need to write my thoughts down.

Need coffee, now, gimme coffee right now!!!