We really do want to help out our friend here, why would this sign be embarrassing for him?

A sure way to get your ass kicked by someone who isn't very interested in winning the race.

And become our new client. We provide funeral services for everybody.

All those interruptions take place in all the wrong places.

Might have to think twice before getting the top billboard next time.

That is not the proper way to handle the hot wife problem.

Too bad it's false advertising.

Just imagine what this place will look like.

There are no boundaries when real love is involved.

Dick's sporting goods is so giant.