In case of demons nearby, break glass and throw this water around.

Finally a decent billboard around the city.

Get your very own slice of this free WiFi. It only costs a mere $59.99. But the best thing about it is that it's completely free.

I don't think I want to find out just what kind of dressing they're using on those McSalads.

Because you simply cannot get a cabbage without feeling the need for an additional condom.

The ultimate discount available today only. And also tomorrow if we forget to take off this banner.

Depending on how mad you made her, here's a helpful chart to aid you in picking up the perfect flowers for the special occasion.

Our restaurant is so full of meat that the vegetarians will be horrified.

If you are tired of the same old German technology why not switch over to Sweden's metal?

Get a quick appointment with Jesus by texting. You can even bring your friends from your car with you.