That's a pretty hard and heavy object. With some good aiming, everyone will be kept at bay.

Just imagine that I wake up 2 hours later. The horror that is upon me every morning is apalling.

That's a great way to find out about some test results.

Have a broken cat or a damaged dog? Bring it right here and we'll make sure it's as good as new afterwards.

Fair enough. You never know what you will find out at the doctor's.

If you think you are having a bad day, imagine being this doctor and having a 300% mortality rate.

And they bought it! You should have seen their eyes when they believed me.

Since this jar was placed in the waiting room there have been no more complaints and patients are more cooperative than ever.

It's okay. My doctor said I can drink only one glass of alcohol a day. Good.

Nieee... what's up doc? Will I ever play fetch again?