Hey, what are you doing? Don't open the door!

What's the deal with parrots and skateboards anyway?

Talk about a bad moment to use the toilet.

Whenever you want to do something be sure to think about it in advance. Or not.

Me must strike hard and we must strike fast into the enemy.

Didn't find much use for this old mirror and since I broke the one on my car it seemed like the right thing to do.

Awesome name for your ship. Sure to attract attention.

Nice license plate to tell everyone you are gay.

In the end it's all about boobs.

Sky diving is quite boring so you should always try to find interesting things to kill time.