Look mom, no hands!

Yes, I'm talking to you! Get your car out of here before I come after you.

If Spiderman came from a spider and Batman from a bat, ever wondered where Ironman came from?

Don't worry about your children. They're completely safe in our playground. Just don't use the slide.

Another genious looking to save space put the toilet too close to the door.

You are on a rock floating through space.

It's so hard to remember which is which. Better put a memo on the speaker so I can complain later that I don't hear anything.

We have a thing called the Internet. Please stop wasting stuff.

There's a lot you can do at the ATMs in China. Even playing solitaire is possible.

Sure it's a pain to keep it clean and rat free but I save lots on clothes.