Look right. No, not that right, your other right.

The original, the unique, the fabulous Ass Man. Wonder if he knows what's written on his t shirt.

No parking here! Oh wait, I was just joking.

Shooting targets is prohibited in this area. However this does not apply to the actual sign.

Being fat and eating ice cream surely makes you slow.

We can repair just about everything except door bells. We do not do door bells!

Just hold your wheelchair with one hand and climb with the other. See, it's not that hard.

I wonder how does he turn. Or maybe the cow is driving altogether.

Remember to always take off your cap when standing in direct sunlight.

Why should the school invest in an expensive air conditioning unit when ice is so cheap to produce?