Welcome to McDonalds, where our marketing team has no idea what "all day" actually means.

For anyone looking to get married, make sure you are aware of these voices and their needs.

Ain't nobody going to be able to steal my car now.

So either teens are not reading anything today or they got so into reading that they've bought all the books.

I surely hope that they won't simply pick them up and place them back.

The only logical thing to do now is cut out the door.

There's no drain for the sink? No problem, I'll come up with a solution.

So why would you spend so much money and time to perform multiple trips when you can just daisy chain all those together? Also, good luck making a U turn.

I don't want the local kids playing here so I've locked the hoop.

Let's see: we have a gas station, high pressure water all around and a plug right in the middle. Might want to step back to safety, take out your phone and start filming.