I simply cannot take any chances with my precious keg. The kid? Oh, he's chilling, in the trunk.

Mom loves you, but if this stuff happens one more time then you will certainly have a bad tasting toothbrush.

We god surprised by the unexpected rain so we simply picked up this tent and went home.

Good thing it had instructions on the box, otherwise I would have starved to death.

Welcome to McDonalds, where our marketing team has no idea what "all day" actually means.

For anyone looking to get married, make sure you are aware of these voices and their needs.

Ain't nobody going to be able to steal my car now.

So either teens are not reading anything today or they got so into reading that they've bought all the books.

I surely hope that they won't simply pick them up and place them back.

The only logical thing to do now is cut out the door.