This is just the best flavored lemonade I ever had!

Not sure you would be the most irresistible women by wearing this but surely you can try it out.

Can't maintain a balance? Well why don't you try some of these training wheels? Yes, on a scooter!

Dammit mom, for the nth time, stop calling me Ethan!

Wanted to go for an early morning run, but my wife's bras have taken over.

I simply cannot take any chances with my precious keg. The kid? Oh, he's chilling, in the trunk.

Mom loves you, but if this stuff happens one more time then you will certainly have a bad tasting toothbrush.

We god surprised by the unexpected rain so we simply picked up this tent and went home.

Good thing it had instructions on the box, otherwise I would have starved to death.

Welcome to McDonalds, where our marketing team has no idea what "all day" actually means.