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Shake the bottle of rocks until our doorbell is fixed.

Hipster Jesus loves everybody.

A great way to discourage anyone with bad intentions.

It's probably not a good idea to take down that device while sitting on it.

Someone please buy this gy an ashtray.

Look at me, I'm on a... I'm a tropical bitch!

This is what you need to do to become a copilot.

Just tattoo these shoes to your feet.

Must protect the little one from knives and stuff.