You can never be too safe aboard an airplane.

The Dodge was too manly for my wife so it needed a woman's touch in the front.

Sure hope the third guy is sitting there just for the picture and not for good.

Couldn't hold it better than this.

Because regular planking is so yesterday.

Let's shrink the body so the sandwich looks bigger. Nobody will notice.

Keep in mind to open the pizza box BEFORE eating the pizza.

You might want to reconsider placing the stairs there.

Come here to get a nice tan. Only 25$ for 5 minutes.

Remember when we used to carry around floppy disks?