Get your pizza here and receive a free raping session.

Impress everybody with your large flash stick.

That's the way to catch a hipster.

Thought you were just going to sit here didn't ya? Move those legs!

On second thought it might be a good idea to post that message all the time.

You know when to start loosing weight when you can climb down from your window on a stack of pizza boxes.

Ever fantasized about men in kilts washing your office windows? Now you got them.

Got to get one of those coma tshirts.

And after the jump you dive right into that pipe. Got it?

This is the only way you can watch Inception.