Monkeys sure know what to grab at the right moment.

Mondays are so full of it.

Didn't the author ever read the front cover? Or his name?

I only have sex on days beginning with "T".

The old TV is useful after all.

Unfortunately we don't sell any sex, just coffee.

We aren't going anywhere, we're just loading passengers on.

We are just stating the obvious because we can state the obvious.

Please set me on fire so I may be permitted to smoke.

Admit it, you'll watch any movie just to sit inside.