Hello Titty
Hello, kitty. What big eyes you have today.
Unusual body proportions
Do you have any unusual body parts?
Keep Claer
Try to keep this lane claer. And also remember to stay in school!
Facebook is like jail
The really awesome similarities between the social network and jail.
Universal remote control
At last, the power of my whole home in the palm of my hand.
Wait till daddy pees
What? There was absolutely no way I was going to leave my kid alone outside.
I don't fit in anywhere
Poor marble slab doesn't fit anywhere.
I thought about it
I simply used my brain a little and then it hit me.
Kiss my ass
The new table wine has a great catch phrase.
Fixed windscreen wiper
Don't have enough money? Use that old broom instead.