No, it's not milk, it's a special blend of cow.

Eat more bacon and have more sex. They both go together.

So sharp that even pidgeons get cut in half.

Just look at what I've caught. These new rods are amazing.

What are you looking at? I've paid my ticket so leave me alone.

Just look what I'm capable of when I'm really angry.

Know your priorities in case of fire. Do not tweet before exiting the building!

Scientologists, Jehova's witnesses and especially that Jerry should be nowhere near our house.

The Chinese have absolutely every brand copied.

We know you don't care about your own safety, but think about the cost of gas.