If I'm not loosing any pounds better get some thinner clothing.

See this? That's how my girlfriend rolls.

I've just ended my marriage and I want the whole world to know.

If you are looking for privacy this is certainly not the best place to go.

The difference between the alarm going off during the day and early in the morning.

Anybody else feel that dinosaurs are smart asses lately?

Christ has just spoken his thoughts on the matter.

For any idiots trying to open a box of milk at the bottom.

The awful truth about house cleaning.

Why was this pole installed in front of out marquee?