Just call me whenever you need a job well done and when a husband isn't good enough.

Think of what this hot sauce will do to you later in the day before eating it.

This is exactly how the weather will look like in the next 5 days.

Pick up a free compliment for someone you care about.

Quick! Come get those condoms while you are still hot.

This happends every single time.

Don't ask and get me out of here!

All you have to do is remember to leave the beards on the tattoos when shaving your head.

Somebody tell that elephant he is breaking the zoo rules.

I'll need to check to see if you are not concealing anything dangerous, ma'am.