Warning. Female user detected that should have been in the kitchen.

We just wanted to remind you that you really need to wash it. Seriously.

I'm not kidding. I'll kick your ass if you won't pay me.

You don't like the way I roll? Then you can all go and suck them.

They are so comfortable and I can even carry stuff inside them. Perfect!

I don't look like a walking cardboard box, this is fashion.

I'm very much fond of a cute girl that looks just like you.

Be very afraid of heavy females. They can crush you.

Hey sweetheart, I've made you a pumpkin pie It's on your bed.

Just imagine finding this in the middle of the night while going to the bathroom.