Follow these simple tips and you will be a master with the ladies.

Harvesting organs from university students has never been easier.

Welcome, we're available but do not bother us under any circumstances.

Yeah, that is quite common and quite annoying. Velociraptors should be arrested for this.

You know you are like a drug. You just ruin me every day.

Didn't you know that OK is not an OK word?

Wonder how they manage to keep their costume in place when walking.

Good luck trying to get some work done today.

This is certainly not the place to wake up on the wrong side of the bed.

No need to keep a fridge running all winter long.