I've got nothing you want in this car, except baby wipes. You wouldn't steal those, whould you?

Good thing I was just in time to save my beer cans.

Batman is quite unemployed and can help those in need.

These salami slices are too tasty to leave around.

I don't mean to sound like one but I truly am a badass for not removing my USB device safely.

6 and 9 sure had it coming to them.

The Jurassic period finally explained in a simple picture. It must have been a hell of a mess.

I ain't got no helmet for you so this plastic bag will do just fine.

Don't mess with Little Bill or you will regret it.

You can touch it but not too hard or I'll forget what I was doing.