I'm the greatest tattoo artist in the business.

That's one way to do it. Another would be to simply use the microwave oven.

We each lost the jobs we all knew and loved.

I couldn't ride my poodle so I did what I could with this horse.

Our car wash offers the est hand job in town. Money back guarantee.

Every time I get a little curious and I take a look in the trash my master forces me to walk all day with this sign around my neck. It's humiliating.

Introducing the famous painters smiley pack.

I didn't see very well so I went to get some glasses and look what happened.

Basement is off limits. Permanently.

They just love hugging, don't they? Better eat the ones in the middle first.