When I grow up I'm going to be a professional photographer! No... no you're not.

Is this the place where Victoria keeps her secret?

The fools shall feel my wrath for their errors once I have awaken.

I just had a nose operation a while back so you can call me Voldemort.

A great way to keep people out of the room.

Just because I'm lying here with a guilty face doesn't prove anything.

Space bar is the final frontier.

Just look at her, she seems really nice and she has experience.

In case someone gets any smart ideas, my baby is prepared to retaliate.

This is certainly the last time he will pass out at a party. Ever.