I bought a $0.15 audio jack adapter with no photo available. I wasn't expecting this but I must admit I am impressed.

So you have an old milk jug laying around? So you have no money for any home repairs? So you have some heavy duty scissors?

Looks like the city finally recognised the multitude of peasants.

You need to feel the irony here.

I'm so bored that I'll try even a thermostat simulator. Should be fun.

Can't wait for his wife to come home and park inside the garage. I'll grab the popcorn in advance.

Unfortunately I jumped to protect the wrong asset. This might get messy. Hello couch, my old friend!

Happy father's day. Ignore my step ladder.

I didn't have the proper plow and I am mostly a shower guy. I hope the wife doesn't get too mad.

Just drive slowly for drying or fast for soaking wet clothes.