Continuing the "I ain't got any cash for a fancy alarm system", why not improvise? This also looks like a cast iron so this will definitely wake up everyone.

This cake really leaves the space for an interesting story.

The car got a bit rusty and we didn't have cash for a full paint job. Luckily, there was a discount for duct tapes.

Now you can literally give 1, 2 or more shits to anyone at any time. Or not. Your call. This Kickstarter project is awesome!

So where are all these submarines at?

We're selling loads of those new watermelons. It's just a new species that is a bit different, but totally a watermelon!

The description said that your apartment had a balcony, but where is it? Oh, that makes total sense.

Stop bringing your own kids to my yard! I have enough of them already and they keep bringing more on their own.

That moment when you need to specify that your product is not manufactured someplace else is when you have lost.

So this wall was supposed to be a little bit farther away, but no worries, you can still jump over the railing.