What shall we call ourselves? And where are we from? Great, nothing can go wrong!

Good thing they took the time to install this curtain, otherwise it would have all been… “in the open”.

So how should you go about diverting the water stream sideways, away from the house wall? Using an old boot, precisely!

And this is how a real engineer will dry her shoes quickly.

What's a construction worker going to do without a spoon? Make one!

I bought a $0.15 audio jack adapter with no photo available. I wasn't expecting this but I must admit I am impressed.

So you have an old milk jug laying around? So you have no money for any home repairs? So you have some heavy duty scissors?

Looks like the city finally recognised the multitude of peasants.

You need to feel the irony here.

I'm so bored that I'll try even a thermostat simulator. Should be fun.