Want a cheap hoverboard? We got you covered, buddy!

So you think you can do a better job for less money? I dare you!

Continuing the "I ain't got any cash for a fancy alarm system", why not improvise? This also looks like a cast iron so this will definitely wake up everyone.

I'm wondering what happens if they crash and they need to get out quickly. Yup, definitely a redneck.

I can see that it works and does what you would expect, but do you really think it looks good this way?

Oh, you wanted some sea food? Ain't no sea food around these parts. Why don't you try our calamari themed hot dogs?

Make sure that everybody else thinks you are a redneck with lots of beer and ammo. And pit bulls. Lots of bloody pit bulls.

The perfect redneck dream catcher. Indeed.

It's obviously a redneck party. Isn't it? Hahah.

How about two redneck rebels? Okay, there you go.