No problem. Adjust the house to fit the Christmas tree, not the other way around.

My new stand keeps me warm and is very fluffy.

You are so great. And sexy. And it's your birthday.

I need to check my Facebook account right now.

Why do we need to cut pine trees for Christmas? Using this plant saves the forests.

We need to have the biggest Christmas Tree in the neighborhood. Who cares if it doesn't fit inside the house?

I keep this gun in my panties for protection. And it doesn't provide any discomfort whatsoever.

So you know what kind of girl I really am.

Nobody will find me here. It's the perfect spot.

Whenever you overclock your machine you always have to be prepared to keep it cool.