God a bald head? Only have a few hairs left? Use this specially designed comb.

It won't stay up and I need both my hands for myself.

Whenever I show my teeth I end up looking like a horse.

So what would be the appropriate thing to do when you have both those lights on?

I can't play games and have a girlfriend at the same time.

Everybody just keep calm. I know CPR! I got this.

I know you like basic grammar so this is for you.

God created even the middle finger. It's for stupid people.

Good luck getting your car out before everyone else does.

When your fox hole is filled up like this you better check your accuracy.