My antivirus is acting up so I better get a Mac instead.

Let's kiss and make up baby. Look at the size of this toast.

Actually he really doesn't. It's just those illiterate kids who put up signs.

I only eat healthy McDonald's meals but I keep putting on weight.

Keep following me and I will lead you to greatness. Or end up in the woods.

I'm just riding my daughter's bike. Have anything else to add before I punch your face?

We placed this sign right here because you would probably like to hit a sign than a bridge.

Welcome to our asthma center. While you wait would you like some cigars?

I don't know about you but I wouldn't risk leaving my car in that spot.

Somehow this guy isn't suited for the panties price tag.