I told you to wake up and go to school. I'm not saying that again.

Need to pay $100 in order to keep the fondling incident quiet.

Yo dawg, let's put a mouth in your mouth.

Do this and then ask why are you getting fired or why you have such a small wage.

It's almost 8:30 pm. We need to go down to the pizza party right now!

When you can take an awesome picture while they cry.

Seriously, have you ever tried hearing anything else while chewing chips?

I cannot wait to see a moron wear this set of pants. And paying $70 for them too.

Learn how to Google something before talking about it.

You're an idiot if you cannot thell de difference between the two.