I wonder where you get such a pair of pants that will enclose your whole belly.

This means that I can wear whatever I want. I can get fat and I can watch TV all day.

Wow, it's quite possible isn't it? Good boy! :)

If it sits on your lap than it must be for me.

No worries, the giant frog will protect me.

You have to agree that it does look pretty creepy.

The wife forgot to put back the hose again. We are full of gas hoses at home, I don't know what to do with them anymore.

This is certainly a badass moment for the diver.

Remember to wash your butt and keep this away from fire when wearing it. Sounds like good advice to me.

Don't do as I do, do as I say.