Want to keep your precious car safe and don't have enough money? Grab some old wire and bars and build your own garage.

For those of you who learned binary as the first language here is the 2012 binary calendar.

So you can place your Sony Vaio inside your pocket? I can fit my entire computer in there.

This should be posted inside every building. Stop trying to figure out which is the shortest exit and just run.

The only type of movie when it doesn't matter if you start watching after the first half.

Why doesn't she just shut up?

This is exactly the type of people you will encounter on these slopes.

You are pregnant? Then I have just lost my AT&T service.

A practical way to escape a boring conversation and act like a douchebag at the same time.

Did you get this one? Do you feel stupid now?