Honey, I think our baby is trying to tell us something.

If you ain't got a girl, mind as well be prepared for the cat.

You can pretty much get away with anything while wearing a banana suit. It's like a social armor.

We made a survey to see exactly how annoying is a survey.

I got to get this guide so I can screw up my child easier.

Welcome to my house. Press enter before entering.

You are supposed to use your hands are you not?

When everyone thought that you couldn't do anything less degrading than the duckface, here is the leopard lipstick.

Are you willing to duct tape your butt or exit without wiping?

It wouldn't open any other way so drilling seemed like a good idea.