No worries, the giant frog will protect me.
The wife forgot to put back the hose again. We are full of gas hoses at home, I don't know what to do with them anymore.
Remember to wash your butt and keep this away from fire when wearing it. Sounds like good advice to me.
Want to keep your precious car safe and don't have enough money? Grab some old wire and bars and build your own garage.
For those of you who learned binary as the first language here is the 2012 binary calendar.
This should be posted inside every building. Stop trying to figure out which is the shortest exit and just run.