I got to get this guide so I can screw up my child easier.

Welcome to my house. Press enter before entering.

You are supposed to use your hands are you not?

When everyone thought that you couldn't do anything less degrading than the duckface, here is the leopard lipstick.

Are you willing to duct tape your butt or exit without wiping?

It wouldn't open any other way so drilling seemed like a good idea.

I wonder where you get such a pair of pants that will enclose your whole belly.

This means that I can wear whatever I want. I can get fat and I can watch TV all day.

Wow, it's quite possible isn't it? Good boy! :)

If it sits on your lap than it must be for me.