But do pull me over because I drive like a retard, ignore all the stop signs and smoke pot.

Everybody grab an end. We'll lit up the other ones and let the party begin!

The bees have set up camp here so we won't disturb them.

After giving it a try, this was all I could come up with. Close enough.

And he started jumping and beating up all my friends for no reason.

We're not saying that you should drink this wine in school, just that you might need it there.

Honey, I think our baby is trying to tell us something.

If you ain't got a girl, mind as well be prepared for the cat.

You can pretty much get away with anything while wearing a banana suit. It's like a social armor.

We made a survey to see exactly how annoying is a survey.