The majority of Americans hate math. More precisely, 4 out of 10.

On the bright side, you have additional eye protetion.

Why would God need a rifle anyway?

THe truth is that this is just an old shirt. Some things may not apply anymore.

That sign will surely protect your kid from that drunk driver.

Go get your new pair of shoes. They can change your life.

Our coffee is an experience that chalk is unable to convey.

We would appreciate if you died slowly so please do so.

We found the best solution to end our problems with Batman: we eat him.

Trying to be a smartass with the teacher? Sounds like she got the witty response.