Would you mind not standing up because then I certainly won't be able to reach you.

Well this is how you end up if you ain't got no kids.

No worries, better drink this through the shirt than have the decency to take it off first.

Going to the club, going down the slope I have to look like a total skank.

Well, on the bright side, a really tall boat can fit underneath.

Who cares that our asses are freezing and that high heels and snow don't mix well, we look fabulous.

Somebody give this lovely lady a hand with that big bottle before she drops it on the floor.

The force of balance is strong with this dog.

Now you can rest assured that those weird Canadians have their own species.

Please dispose of your babies somewhere else. This dumpster does not accept babies.