Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

You said you needed your personal space so now you can easily hide behind this cardboard.

It's either drinking or driving. Except if you check both of them.

After a night with Chuck Norris I am gladto still be alive. But it was worth it.

Different situations call for different styles.

You have sinned for wearing a neon orange jacket. You must be punished.

Oh yeah, this fighting is so intense. I got to touch myself right now.

What could someone possibly do with a door other than enter and exit?

Just $5 and you can make anyone jealous on Facebook.

Why do you have fake boobs, fake hair and pretty much everything else fake?