I am a naughty dishwasher and you need to place all kinds of dirty things in me.

Morgan Freeman's voice is amazing. Especially when titties are involved.

Funny and sad at the same time. At least they are extremely creative.

Why do we start working when we get to that station. It should really be the other way around.

And that is how a car is born.

Looks like someone finally got the brilliant idea to installbacon dispensers in the bathroom.

You think you can take me, son? I'm working out 7 days a week so be prepared.

Yeah, like that ever happens to anyone.

Like those asses? Well, those two bitches work for me.

Oh my, what a nice smile you have! Let me take a photo of your big... smile.