Leaving the party sucks
Does this happen to you too? Then you must have had a great time.
Defective Xbox controller
Seems that this piece of junk cannot connect to a PlayStation 3.
Eating coffee with a knife and fork
Apparently somebody was doing this, hence the need for this sign.
I got this
Should be getting loose any minute now.
Megachurch
Feeding starving children in Africa is less important than building a church arena.
This isn't my blanket
Hey, what's going on? I don't remember how I got here.
Missing tortoise
Yo, gimme back my nigga tortoise.
Found dog
Your dog is now like a brother to me. Don't come looking for him.
How to cheat the test
Those little kids are the most resourceful people when it comes to cheating.
Petter Griffin in high school
If you were wondering how did Peter look in his high school years, here is a photo from the yearbook.