Be the chick that wears this shirt to a party. You will get laid guaranteed.

Next time check the bottle before pouring it into your mouth.

I admit that I may had something to do with your current situation.

A quite unhygienic advice to give to your Facebook followers.

And that's how I roll. Money is not a problem for a cool cat like me.

We are the masters of erection. Everything is upright when we get there.

Can you read this? Then you are one of the lucky few who can.

So if you ignore this sign then you are not ignoring it.

Meanwhile in another universe the lucky charms are reversed.

Got to be prepared for that Kodak moment anytime.