That's the shortest was possible. We should use that one.

The perfect combination for disasters. The shopkeeper sure knows how to incite idiots.

We're not doing anything until you get a condiment!

This is why it's always a good idea to keep empty bottles of water around the house.

So you broke your phone? Get this nice vintage headset and it's all fixed. And it gives a nice retro look.

That's ok, you can still play on the remaining half. Only the balls that enter my property become my property.

What, it's my right to protest what I want! I don't care about your stupid abortions, all I want is vanilla coke.

The glass of water was just standing there so I drank it.

Apparently no, we ain't got any milk for you today. Go someplace else.

In about one second someone will have to go home and change.