Are you totally serious? I'm coming over right now.

Next time don't get confused when looking at a dumb old door.

It takes a single genius to write a great song and it takes 5 people to write a crappy one.

Remember to translate the text before painting it on the tank.

I have a bad feeling that this might not be real.

Just make sure nobody is watching while you hang your clothes.

Just add a few dozen strips of bacon on my toasted sandwich.

I finally found my true mother. Oh joy!

Sitting on crocodiles is considered to be harmful so don't do it. Or do it if you really wish to feed them.

For real men only. Dragon meat is for the champions.