If God hadn't made whiskey, the Irish would have ruled the entire world.

If you found 5 dollars it means someone lost that money, dumbass.

Ever since Skyrim came out, the single relationship statuses have taken over Facebook.

This is what happends when you take your cat to McDonald's every single day.

Get our bubble tea and witness the awesomeness of sucking on balls.

I really think it is best if you would quit drinking. And I would shut up.

Now all the dogs in the neighbourhood will think ours is gay.

I finally managed to nail it. What do you think? Did i do it well?

And this is how you can have a both smoking and nonsmoking bar at the same time.

What do you call a person who eats vegetables? That's right. Now guess what I'm eating.