We are full of suicidal deers around here so pay attention to the road!

I've decided I cannot live any longer so I will have to hang myself. But I will get to be enjoyed by the local kids, so there's that!

Just climb all the way up so you can fall down the stairs.

Pass me using the right lane and I'll kill you. Just kidding, but great advice, nonetheless.

Why should I simply lay down with my neck on the track? I want to live every moment of it.

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The armed forces career center welcomes suicide teens.

Your finger decided that it was just too much to handle and shot himself

While boarding a plane it is not a good idea to tell everyone of your intentions.