Didn't you hear the dog? Get off the computer or he'll pee in your slippers hahah, don't do it!

Happy almost 1 week anniversary!!! Oh no... RUN BRO, run as fast as you can!

He doesn't always look this good. But when he does, it's always. Yeah, got it.

See, the problem with dinosaurs are that they have short hands. Can he pass the salt to the other dino? Nope, he can't!

Oh come on man, don't give me that look. I will always love Happy Meals, I bet you love them too... so... don't give me that look!

This cat is a true gentleman. Though, he can't take off his hat for the ladies, he just can't!

Please, here, have a seat! Oh, thank you, it's kind of heavy but it's okay, really man, thanks!

This cat is a genuine muffin top. Well, you can see that yourself. So... cat muffin top, how are you?

Yep, my room isn't messy. My room is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit, I bet you didn't know that. You do now. HAH!

Hmmm... Okay, work-out for today, today I've moved to the left. Tomorrow I will move to the right, I don't want to over-work.