Bon appetit, kid! I bet you'll fall asleep after 3 slices of that pizza, hahahah.

I turn the TV on just for the background noise. That's all folks!

Hmm.. We have a quotation problem.. Please, stop doing that!

This house is protected by husband with gun and wife with PMS. Autch... Ok, let's choose another house.

Well, it's a cat thing, human. You wouldn't understand it, you know.. Hah.

Mmmmm.... good morning everybody! Aghh.... I'm sleepy... oh well...

Meanwhile in Scotland... Scottish trolling themselves. AUTCH!

Hey dog, come down! Nope, nope, nope, turn off the vacuum first, come on, do it, turn it off !!!!!

It is okay if you disagree with me. I really can't force you to be right... I am so cool. Oh yeah baby!

I was going to do some homework today until the Internet screwed my plans. Oh well... That's really bad.