Dear math, solve your own problems, I am not your therapist and I've got my own problems. Sincerely, the entire planet!
Ironman fell in love with Smirnoff. Well, that's too bad haha, hmm.. I wish you good luck, Ironman!
Stop calling the Daschund a sausage dog, should he call you a hamburger dog? Come on kids, be nice!
When I was little, I used to sing in shower. Now, I am taking life decisions in shower... Yupp... Time passes by, we change. Hahahah, the shower stays the same. Rhyme included.
There was a fly, indeed, the point is that I got it. Hahah, how did it taste? hahahah.
Well... The truck was from Wise Moves, though, the truck driver didn't had any idea about those wise moves. Too bad hahahah.
Tequila - helping women lower their standards for years... Oh Tequila, you're great!
Hey kitty kitty, make a bridge! Good kitty, good kitty!
Star Wars isn't dead!!! Luke, I am... YourFather, but you can call me dad. Capisci?
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